What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:02

Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What are some ballbusting stories?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun